Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Ed Asner!!! The World Can't Wait . . . . .

For you to shut the hell up.

I know you and Marty Sheen played really important men on TV, but in the real world, the rest of us are just tired of your Neiman-Marxist, bloated, haven't graduated from college or had a real job, communist sycophant, culture of victimization politics. In fact, you are so far removed from us by the good fortune of your chance meeting with fame, that often times, we can't even understand what in the blue blazes you are talking about.

Take, for example the full page spread you endorsed in the New York Times, equating Bush to Hitler, and our troops to the Mongols.

I know that you don't understand half of what the ad says, nor actually believe it. But the sad fact remains, that you are morons. And morons with enough money and fame can really cause a lot of damage.

Honestly, I love you both. I mean, come on, Rhoda . . . .what a show. And, Marty, well you gave us that time bomb Charlie and Emilio Estevez. Enough said. So, to help you both out, here are some talking points, based on the petition that you signed, that might help you understand.

SIGN THE CALL TO TAR AND FEATHER THE WORLD CAN'T WAIT

Your organization, on the basis of outrageous lies, is causing Ed Asner to look much more foolish than he actually is.

Your organization is openly torturing our ears and causing great pains to our digestive systems.

Your organization is confusing older hipsters by allowing the merest suspicion that pony tails and flannel shirts are still in vogue and sexy.

Your organization is each day moving toward an autocracy, based on denying any competing points of view through abusive shouting and poor oral hygiene, in a fashion that may have made Adolph Hitler blush.

Your organization makes a mockery of science by endorsing the author of "Holla' If Ya' Hear Me" as a bona fide social scientist.

Your organization is moving to deny women here, and all over the world, the right to shave their armpits and wear matching lipstick.

Your organization enforces a culture of compulsory consensus, foolishness, reckless adherence to antiquated ideals of communistic authority, and a general disregard for the mental health and welfare of your own members.

People look at this and cannot believe that you somehow survived in a time warp to emerge in the present day, from the 1960's, and somehow emerged in the 1960's from time warp beginning in the 1860's. People are scared of this because it is unnatural and your ideas have already been disproved by the world's greatest century of conflict and progress.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen Brother...Well said from dare I say it another evil conservative

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